Mugshot taken in Zimbabwe after he murdered 27 children for looking at him funny. He was released 3 days later on bail for 47 shillings and a half a bottle of toothpaste.
The newest member of the The Kardashians. He is the son of Bobs burgers and Kim Kardashian.
He raped Kanye West to death because he beat his mom. He went to court and got off scot free for giving the judge a lap dance. He was later found two hours later fucking a dead raccoon in an alleyway, he later said the sentence “20 bucks is 21 dollars.” He was fined 37 nickels and a half eaten stick of gum for defamation of the raccoon. He then bombed the courthouse and raped all the dead corpses like a fucking weirdo. Kanye West then came back from the dead and quoted a famous line from a lil dicky song and said “And I’m Kanye West!” Then Caiden shot the fuck out of Kanye West and fucked his corpse till he nutted 37 years later. Kim Kardashian then barged in the room and told Caiden to stop, but Caiden didn’t care then fucked her to death too. The he got bored so he killed himself by getting fucked to death by a horse on a ranch in Enumclaw Washington just like his idol Mr.Hands. The End.
His favorite movie is https://a-cars-life.fandom.com/wiki/A_Car%27s_Life:_Sparky%27s_Big_Adventure. He apparently jacked off to it 73 million times.